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| Which book is the most dangerous? | | The Necronomicon |  | 19.23 % (10) | | De Vermis Mysteriis | | 5.77 % (3) | | Unaussprechlichen Kulten | | 7.69 % (4) | | Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus | | 67.31 % (35) | | Total votes: 52 |
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| What affects your sanity the most? | | Dreams of Yoko Ono | | 18.81 % (19) | | Exploding Poodles | | 7.92 % (8) | | Grisly displays of affection | | 21.78 % (22) | | Certain shades of yellow | | 14.85 % (15) | | The French | | 36.63 % (37) | | Total votes: 101 |
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| What demands the most scrutiny? | | Esoteric Order of Dagon | | 3.64 % (2) | | Underground Raves | | 7.27 % (4) | | Orrin Hatch | | 23.64 % (13) | | Water Towers | | 25.45 % (14) | | YMCA | | 40.00 % (22) | | Total votes: 55 |
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| Your feelings on mandatory occult courses at Miskatonic | | There need to be more occult classes required | | 57.03 % (73) | | At least the students get some exposure | | 14.06 % (18) | | Only certain degrees should require them | | 14.84 % (19) | | Arkham has enough occult stuff going on | | 14.06 % (18) | | Total votes: 128 |
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| Favorite nickname for Nyarlathotep | | The Crawling Chaos | | 34.88 % (45) | | Messenger of the Old Ones | | 7.75 % (10) | | Haunter of the Dark | | 8.53 % (11) | | Tall, Dark, and Ugly | | 48.84 % (63) | | Total votes: 129 |
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| City most likely to have an Occult Incident | | Arkham, MA | | 50.00 % (35) | | Roswell, NM | | 8.57 % (6) | | Detroit, MI | | 10.00 % (7) | | Paris, TX | | 11.43 % (8) | | Woonsocket, RI | | 20.00 % (14) | | Total votes: 70 |
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| What operating system do you use most? | | Windows 95/98 | | 52.63 % (30) | | Windows NT/2000 | | 15.79 % (9) | | Mac | | 15.79 % (9) | | Linux | | 3.51 % (2) | | BeOS | | 0.00 % (0) | | ChaOS | | 12.28 % (7) | | Total votes: 57 |
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| In which Inactive File will you prefer to be? | | Known Dead | | 12.00 % (9) | | Presumed Dead | | 4.00 % (3) | | Missing | | 16.00 % (12) | | Asylum | | 14.67 % (11) | | Resigned | | 1.33 % (1) | | Reanimated | | 26.67 % (20) | | Inaccessible | | 14.67 % (11) | | Other | | 10.67 % (8) | | Total votes: 75 |
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| Animal abnormalities most likely to give you pause | | Extra head(s) | | 3.90 % (3) | | Unnaturally occuring tentacles | | 20.78 % (16) | | Advanced language skills | | 20.78 % (16) | | Amorphousness | | 3.90 % (3) | | School-girlish tittering | | 50.65 % (39) | | Total votes: 77 |
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| Most valuable training experience | | Organized Sports | | 1.25 % (1) | | Scout Troop | | 11.25 % (9) | | Nintendo | | 8.75 % (7) | | Home Economics | | 3.75 % (3) | | Boot Camp | | 3.75 % (3) | | Evil Dead Trilogy | | 71.25 % (57) | | Total votes: 80 |
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| Worst thing that has happened to you | | Public humiliation | | 21.54 % (14) | | Minor abrasions | | 15.38 % (10) | | Third degree burns | | 27.69 % (18) | | Loss of limb | | 4.62 % (3) | | Outright killed | | 30.77 % (20) | | Total votes: 65 |
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| Least interested in encountering | | Astral Lamprey | | 4.44 % (4) | | Cthonian | | 8.89 % (8) | | Dimensional Vampire | | 15.56 % (14) | | Fruit Bats | | 26.67 % (24) | | Spiders, Huge | | 18.89 % (17) | | Shoggoth | | 20.00 % (18) | | Zombies | | 5.56 % (5) | | Total votes: 90 |
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| Historian Affiliates should be | | Closely monitored by SPONGE officers | | 16.42 % (11) | | Given limited autonomy | | 5.97 % (4) | | Allowed to conduct their own investigations | | 31.34 % (21) | | Sent into the thick of it willy-nilly | | 46.27 % (31) | | Total votes: 67 |
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| Who should know about SPONGE? | | Everyone, even pets | | 47.27 % (26) | | Only people with Internet access | | 0.00 % (0) | | Just the paranoid | | 34.55 % (19) | | No one should know | | 18.18 % (10) | | Total votes: 55 |
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| What brings you back to SPONGE? | | Case Files | | 18.18 % (10) | | Forums | | 32.73 % (18) | | Kilroys Korner | | 16.36 % (9) | | Webcams | | 12.73 % (7) | | See who the new historian is | | 20.00 % (11) | | Total votes: 55 |
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| Most likely to be your last words | | For SPONGE and Country! | | 16.28 % (14) | | Is anybody down there? | | 11.63 % (10) | | Not the face! | | 20.93 % (18) | | And what does that translate to? | | 16.28 % (14) | | No! Please, no!! | | 6.98 % (6) | | Aaaaaaaaaaaaa! | | 27.91 % (24) | | Total votes: 86 |
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| How you would most like to go: | | Quietly, asleep | | 16.00 % (12) | | Unnoticed | | 4.00 % (3) | | Kicking and screaming | | 12.00 % (9) | | Just like Hoffa | | 10.67 % (8) | | With guns blazing | | 30.67 % (23) | | With hot pepper sauce blazing | | 26.67 % (20) | | Total votes: 75 |
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| The SPONGE library should be: | | Beefed up with more tomes of forbidden knowledge | | 56.72 % (38) | | Left as is | | 1.49 % (1) | | Restricted to SPONGE officers only | | 10.45 % (7) | | Opened up for everyone to enjoy | | 10.45 % (7) | | Burned. Soon. | | 20.90 % (14) | | Total votes: 67 |
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| Best late night spots in Arkham | | Colm Bloody Colms | | 5.66 % (3) | | Arkham House of Steaks and Donuts | | 28.30 % (15) | | The Other Four Provinces | | 5.66 % (3) | | Flanagans | | 32.08 % (17) | | Arkham Lanes | | 9.43 % (5) | | Arkham Asylum | | 18.87 % (10) | | Total votes: 53 |
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| What are you doing at midnight EST? | | Sleeping, fitfully | | 28.17 % (20) | | Researching, fitfully | | 45.07 % (32) | | Ernest marathon on TNT | | 11.27 % (8) | | Watching the webcams | | 7.04 % (5) | | Being watched on the webcams | | 8.45 % (6) | | Total votes: 71 |
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| If you absolutely HAD to do one: | | Date a shoggoth exclusively for a year | | 10.47 % (9) | | Clean Kilroys bedroom | | 20.93 % (18) | | Move to Innsmouth | | 12.79 % (11) | | Manage Steve Guttenberg | | 10.47 % (9) | | Become On-scene Historian | | 45.35 % (39) | | Total votes: 86 |
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| What do you most have a bad feeling about? | | Intentions of the servants of the Old Ones | | 7.55 % (8) | | Innsmouth | | 3.77 % (4) | | George W. Bush | | 71.70 % (76) | | Saccharin | | 13.21 % (14) | | The topic of the next Kilroys Korner | | 3.77 % (4) | | Total votes: 106 |
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| How did you spend your Summer Solstice? | | Barbecue | | 37.50 % (24) | | Rented horror and yoga videos | | 21.88 % (14) | | Translating some old text | | 14.06 % (9) | | Confused Summer Solstice with Lammas | | 12.50 % (8) | | Watched the Seminary Hill cam all day | | 14.06 % (9) | | Total votes: 64 |
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| Recommended Historian S&D gear: | | Guns and extra bullets | | 14.71 % (10) | | Camera | | 0.00 % (0) | | Paper and extra pencils | | 4.41 % (3) | | Bubblewrap | | 11.76 % (8) | | Flashlight and extra batteries | | 5.88 % (4) | | Extra Historians | | 63.24 % (43) | | Total votes: 68 |
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| The Fungi from Yuggoth are: | | Insidiously evil | | 21.74 % (15) | | Up to something major for next year | | 18.84 % (13) | | Still plotting the same old plots | | 20.29 % (14) | | Not much of a threat these days | | 1.45 % (1) | | Really freaky looking | | 37.68 % (26) | | Total votes: 69 |
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| The highest priority of SPONGE should be: | | Stopping Cthulhu once and for all | | 35.37 % (29) | | Thwarting Nyarlathotep | | 15.85 % (13) | | Destroying all shoggoths | | 9.76 % (8) | | Providing better insurance deals to historians | | 21.95 % (18) | | Making logins to the site shorter and easier | | 17.07 % (14) | | Total votes: 82 |
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| Best ways to slow Cthulhu down | | Monthly trips to the Galapagos, just in case | | 6.76 % (5) | | Depth charges along the Pacific trenches | | 16.22 % (12) | | Extensive Azathoth propaganda campaign | | 8.11 % (6) | | Serious dressing down in Kilroy's Korner | | 10.81 % (8) | | Propagate mispronunciations of his name | | 58.11 % (43) | | Total votes: 74 |
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| Your plans for this coming Halloween | | Hide in the bushes with a garden hose | | 19.35 % (24) | | Dress up like a shoggoth | | 8.06 % (10) | | Watch the SPONGE trick-or-treat cam | | 18.55 % (23) | | Rent all of the Leprechaun movies | | 4.84 % (6) | | Eat so much candy you go blind | | 28.23 % (35) | | 3133 | | 20.97 % (26) | | Total votes: 124 |
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| Most often mistaken for a shoggoth | | Jelly Fish | | 16.25 % (13) | | Mexi-melts | | 32.50 % (26) | | Vacuum cleaner bags | | 15.00 % (12) | | Shub-Niggurath | | 10.00 % (8) | | Harry Knowles | | 26.25 % (21) | | Total votes: 80 |
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| Best way to refer to H@$tur out loud | | Ha- you know | | 9.80 % (10) | | He who shall not be named at all specifically | | 24.51 % (25) | | Not Cthulhu; the other one | | 23.53 % (24) | | Tall, Dark, and Really Really Ugly | | 9.80 % (10) | | The Big H | | 23.53 % (24) | | H-at symbol-dollar sign-tur | | 8.82 % (9) | | Total votes: 102 |
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